touchon

A natural born leader. One who takes charge as if it’s skill.

He was a Touchon. You gotta ask him before you do it.

by Touchon January 1, 2021

touchin' cotton

A phrase used to describe that awkward moment when you have to dump so bad that the poop has actually exited your anus and is toucing your tighty whitey Hanes cotton underwear.

Andy: Hey Floyd, you gotta pull over. I have to take a dump.
Floyd: Can't you wait 10 more minutes!! We're almost there.
Andy: No Floyd, I can't wait!! I'm touchin' cotton!!!

by Twist Weeblow August 26, 2007

Touching tips

A well-guarded secret greeting amongst men that may only occur in the absence of women. It is performed by pressing the tips of two penises together, head on, forming a straight veiny line. Verbal consent is strongly recommended and eye contact is not advised. Can be used to determine if a male is circumsided without creating an awkward or uncomfortable situation.

"Hello there fine Sir, interested in Touching Tips?"
"Of course, how could one turn down such a reasonable request."
*touches tips together*
"Perfect, but I couldn't help but notice that you're circumcised."
"What a keen and correct observation that you have made."

by Fromundo June 20, 2016

Traffic Touching

A game in which you drive up next to another in traffic and touch the side of their car while still driving ahead.

"Oh dude, we'll totally do some traffic touching after work."

by ImNotNobody February 8, 2015

touching fish

A work ethic based on laziness as protest against current work culture in which

high productivity is demanded without sufficient reward or incentive.

- Yo bro, where's Tony? He's been gone for 30 minutes...
- I think he's in the bathroom touching fish.

by Shizibizan January 19, 2021

Touching hats

The act of making love with one or more partners of any sex, referring to the touching of genitals

"So you remember the girl from last night? Well I took her home after and we were, uh, touching hats for a good two hours."

by Sarg Pepper August 25, 2011

Stop touching kids

When you tell someone weird to stop touching kids

You: Hey Jeff

Jeff: Want to see the kids in my basement

You: stop touching kids

by Findlay Rimmr August 30, 2020