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touchole 

1.A well known Clines family term of endearment.
2.Irish American slang for asshole.
That guy at the Royal Palm bar was a touchole.
touchole by Doctor Casey July 28, 2008
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touchole 

A person who acts like a "asshole"
Mr Sludge is the biggest touchole I know
touchole by Tony September 18, 2003

touchole 

The anal opening. Only touching of it is grudgingly allowed. Many women resist fingering of this until sufficently aroused and then many discover it is a one way ticket to internal fireworks.
Qim squirmed when first I fingered her touchole. But after some clit clobbering I easily slid two fingers in her touchole and the moaning and writhing began in ernest.
touchole by Starman February 11, 2005

touchhole 

A dialect word from extreme western Massachusetts and upstate New York, prevalent mostly among those born between 1935 and 1955. Seems to defy definition, but having the same weight as such words as "asshole", "cocksucker", "motherfucker", perhaps even a bit more derogatory.
"Yewwww touchhole"
"This touchhole walked in and started fucking with me for no goddamn reason."
touchhole by Travis Hodgdon August 26, 2008

touchhole 

A regional insult used fairly commonly in parts of New England, including Maine, with a meaning similar to asshole. Touchhole, however, is more likely to be used in a light-hearted way and is also more acceptable in public places.
Hey, Touchhole, it's wicked irritating when you do that.

He thinks he's cunnin', but he's really just being a touchhole.
touchhole by servechilled November 20, 2010

touchless 

A male/female who is yet to be intimately involved in ANY way with another human being.
'...at this point, as a 36 year old touchless male, I don't know what to do. I guess I just keep on keeping on...' (after a failed attempt of initmate approach)
touchless by redditscanner July 31, 2013

touchhole 

A somewhat cleaned up version of the word asshole.
That guy just cut me off, what a touchhole.
touchhole by DeBeth May 26, 2009
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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God Shot 

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Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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