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St. Totteringham's Day 

St. Totteringham's Day is the day celebrated by Arsenal F.C. fans when Tottenham Hotspur can no longer finish above Arsenal F.C. in the English Football League by virtue of not being able to catch their rivals, even if they win every remaining game.

Due to its very nature, St Totteringham's Day is moveable and can occur at varying times during the season based on the respective fortunes of Tottenham Hotspur and Arsenal F.C..
In 2007 it is anticipated that St. Totteringham's Day will fall on Saturday 21st April when Arsenal F.C. travel to White Hart Lane; home of the Tottenham Hotspurds.
St. Totteringham's Day by Makams December 25, 2008

tweeter-tottering 

The action of going back and forth on the issue of getting a Twitter account. Debating internally whether or not to open a Twitter account.
"Man, I was totally tweeter-tottering after I read that great article about Twitter."

"Yeah bro, it makes me want to get a Twitter account really bad now. But on the other hand, is it worth it? Oh man, I just tweeter-tottered!"

*laughs all around, roll credits*
tweeter-tottering by B.W. Felix August 11, 2009

St. Totteringham's Day 

St Totteringham's Day is an event that has occurred every single year since the 1995-96 English Premier League season. Essentially, it is the day, usually happening in April or May, where it is mathematically impossible for Tottenham Hotspur (hence the name TOTTEringham) to finish higher in the league table than Arsenal - their North London rivals.
In the 2015-16 season, Arsenal shockingly passed Spurs on the last day of the season to finish 2nd. Thus, their fans celebrated St. Totteringham's Day.

totteridge 

Totteridge massive SNM
Im from totteridge bro

TOTTI GANG YEAH CMON
totteridge by outere April 13, 2022

tottering 

The sexual activity of two men being taped to a pole with the penis pointed down and as they swap going up and down they squash their penises till the penisis turn into vaginas.
Hey man remember when jonny and alex went tottering and now they are joanna and alexandria?
tottering by thatoneguynotbob January 10, 2014

St Totteringham’s Day

Redundant term that apparently refers to Arsenal FC exceeding the points total of Tottenham Hotspur in the league.
-Archaic Br. English
Remember when Arsenal used to win games?”
“Yeh, and WTF is St Totteringham’s Day?”