totti

a girl who is incredibly hot.

Now that's a Totti...

by MichaelCap June 18, 2008

Totti

Totti the famous Italian soccer player

'Totti il pupone' means 'Totti the babe." My stepdad says that Totti is over-rated.

by tula December 7, 2004

Totti Ten

Named after the Roma Legend Francesco Totti. A Totti Ten is completed when a young man successfully pulls 10 girls in one night. Folklore speaks of the first perfect Totti Ten being completed by a boy in Preston attending a night out at the beginning of Sixth Form. Rumour has it Lancashire Life wrote an article on the topic.

Boy 1: Did you have a good night out?

Boy 2: Yes mate I pulled off a Totti Ten!
Boy 1: Well done, I hope my life is one day as successful as yours!

by Paddy Blaney August 4, 2016

Francesco Totti

Very aptly named Italian football player, who is a real gorgeous piece of hot totty.

His team is A.S. Roma who won the FIFA World Cup in 2006.

Francesco Totti is hot totty! A cockilicious, bootilicious, cockproud slut fucker! Hail the God Totti!

by Witch of the West October 8, 2007

Elf Boot Titties

A term describing a set of breasts that curve upward from the bottom resembling a pair of Elf Boots.

The lady working in women's apparel had no bra section for ladies with Elf Boot Titties.

by will bitten December 19, 2016

Tittie Shirt

A shirt made of spandex or lycra much like an Under Armor shirt that a man with titties would wear for support and the appearance of a muscular chest.

Carl developed bitch tit after he stopped juicing up and working out at the gym. He needed a Tittie Shirt to make it look like he still had pecs. Sad Fuck!!!

by will bitten September 19, 2017

Tonka titties

A 400 pound man with Tonka titties and he wears a tight shirt

You like my Tonka titties

by Kingofdick February 7, 2019