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totes magotes 

An awkward way to say "totally" when trying to act cool.

Coined in the 2009 film "I Love You, Man"
Guy #1: Hey, we watching the game at my place tonight?
Guy #2: Yeah. Totally. Totes magotes, man.
Guy #1: ..Nevermind.
totes magotes by whitemamba March 30, 2009
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Totes Magotes 

Totally, meaning 'Of Course'
First used in the movie 'I Love You Man'
- Are you coming to that party on Saturday?

- Totes Magotes! I'm so there.
Totes Magotes by synthpop March 30, 2009

totes magotes 

A rhyme negation of the slang totes (meaning totally) this phrase is used as a correction and is followed by the 'better' descriptive (following the pattern of all rhyme -negations)
In the classic tv commercial:
Girl 1: "He's totes adorbs"
Girl 2: "totes magotes, he's cray-cray amaze"

(this follows the standard pattern for rhyming negation:
Friend 1: "What should I wear? It has to be conservative"
Friend 2: "conservative shmervative, go wild!")

note: In the full commercial, the follow up comment of "totes magotes" is used incorrectly.
totes magotes by Kalpanath November 30, 2014

Totes Malotes

Totally bad ass!

The phrase is a combination of totes, which is a truncated way of saying "totally" and malote, which is Chicano slang for "bad ass." It was popularized and possibly originated from the animated science fiction show “Rick and Morty”, created by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon for Adult Swim. It's used by Rick Sanchez in Episode 4 of the first season, M. Night Shaym-Aliens!
Rick and Morty steal processor chips from the intergalactic scammers called the Zigerions and make a getaway in one of their escape pods.....

Rick Sanchez: Totes Malotes Dawg!
Totes Malotes by Doctor Felony August 9, 2016

Totes McGotes 

Bianca: "Lets all go out after the test!"
Craig: "Totes Mcgotes! I'm so down!"
Totes McGotes by Bianx11 October 13, 2011

totes mcgotes 

This is totes mcgotes the best hun-cal froyo I've had in a while
totes mcgotes by gtih October 12, 2010

Totes McGotes 

The combination of Totes (totally) plus McGotes (roughly meaning to agree), yielding a phrase with the meaning to "totally agree" with someone, but in a cooler and stranger way. Also can mean that you agree with an activity, as in "I agree" or "I'm in" as a loose use of totally agree.
Eve: I'm going to go chow down on that apple the snake told us about, are you in?
Adam: Totes McGotes! I'm way down for that! Let's go!
Totes McGotes by Qwyietman February 9, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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