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totalphobia 

David suffers from totalphobia
totalphobia by themojoeffect February 21, 2007
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Torahphobia

to-rah-fo-bi-uh –noun. An acute or chronic intellectual disorder characterized by extreme, persistent, and irrational fear of Torah, the activity of obeying Torah, or a situation that leads to a compelling desire to avoid Torah sometimes accompanied by ad hominem attacks on those who love Torah.

Long Term Consequences of Torahphobia: Chronic. May be eternal and may prevent some from hearing, obeying, or entering the renewed covenant in Y'shua.

Short Term Consequenses of Torahphobia: An acute amnesia causing one to forget that scripture is the final authority.

Acute symptoms include cerebral cortex edema leading to a loss of basic fundamental logical reasoning and reading skills.

Chronic symptoms include eating pork and all other unclean foods, the blatant celebration of satanically inspired holy days including but not limited to x-mas, valentines day, sun-day spiritual exercises, etc.

To date there is only one known cure: A love inspired obedience to Torah through the redemptive work of Y'shua.

TpD (Torahphobia Disorder) can manifest with unexpected consequences such as an acute flareup which sometimes causes strange events such as facebook defriending and emotional and irrational outbursts of rage directed towards the witness/messenger.

If TpD causes too much stress, it may be rediagnosed as TpSD.
A person suffering from Torahphobia would say that Christians no longer need to adhere to the commandments after the New Testament.
Torahphobia by TsephanYah February 16, 2010
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totaphobia 

Totaphobia, a fear of absolutely everything.
Patient: *trembling* what's the problem?
Psychiatrist: you have totaphobia, it's quite unfortunate, you're even afraid of the ceiling, and of that lamp (i love lamp), infact, you're afraid of everything. Quite unfortunate.
totaphobia by Black Bandana June 16, 2006

Tokaphobia 

"Tokaphobia" is a phobia when you are afraid of one interesting individual named "toka" also known as "shmarvela"
Damn bro, that mf has tokaphobia
Tokaphobia by cotnefym January 27, 2024

Tokaphobia 

Tokaphobia is a fear that some of the georgian paranoids have. it all started when a weird human look-alike creature started posting some private pictures of people. People decided to call it " Tornike. "( Toka for short. ) This creature has been seen in the forests of kutaisi wandering around, but when it sees you it starts to chase you. it isn't that fast to catch you, but it sure will get closer. it also has been caught saying some weird things that look like georgian words, for example one of them sounded like " patetikuri kle. " that means " pathetic ylle, " but we don't know what "ylle" is. Toka also has a social media. it wanders around in the streets of kutaisi. it can blend very well. people haven't caught it anywhere in the streets. It can collect some private pictures from the people and then blackmail them. after that the police finally caught it and turns out, it was a 17 years old guy named "Tornike Akhvlediani." Toka was a blackmailer before it turned to a weird creature. Doctors investigated his body and they found a virus that transformed him into this creature that still continues intending the motives that toka had, so that creature started to blackmail people. Investigators also found out that toka has been spreading the virus and toka's brain cells got mixed with some humans. Tokas are now spreading in the parts of europe. Police told people not to talk about it and not to post anything on social media about it or else they would delete it.
He has been worried, saying that his embarassing pictures would get blackmailed. I think he has a tokaphobia.
Tokaphobia by Dog The Explorer February 3, 2024

Tokaphobia 

when your friend has some embarassing pictures of you and you're scared becasue he might blackmail you or send them to somebody.
Definition 1:

A: bro stop saving my pictures! you might give me a tokaphobia.

Definition 2:

A: do you have tokaphobia?
B: yes, my friends are taking embarassing photos of me all the time!
Tokaphobia by Dog The Explorer February 3, 2024
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