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Torturing The Turtle 

"Where is Rob?"
"He is in his room torturing the turtle."
Torturing The Turtle by Matlor March 6, 2008

Torturing the Porcelain 

Taking an epicly odiferous dump , thus subjecting the toilet bowl and, indeed, the entire bathroom to a stench that would cause a fly to vaporise and make a graverobber gag.
I felt bad for the poor guy that went into that restroom after I got through Torturing the Porcelain.

torturking 

1) Being in a band that exclusively plays in the country of Turkey. The band members also need NOT reside in said country, in fact, All band members MUST be citizens of a different country than Turkey.
THANK GOD that Nickelback and 3 Doors Down decided that they were torturking for 12
torturking by davehobgoblin June 20, 2018

Torturing The Pain Junkie 

(1) The act of frivolously trying to get under somebody skin but failing miserably
(2) Failing To Trigger A Person
(3) trying to hurt a person only to realize that you're more helping them than hurting them
Nancy Reagan's" Just Say No" campaign help to publicize and give free publicity
to drug dealers rather than discourage people from using drugs because before the campaign most people weren't using drugs from get go but it made the non drug users look "uncool" and "ostracized" it was like Torturing The Pain Junkie
Torturing The Pain Junkie by EmJayee November 10, 2018

Tourizing 

When packs of young adults invade a foreign area with the sole purpose of getting fucked up with complete disregard for the area's laws, eco-system, or culture.
Australians have been tourizing thailand for years.
Mardi Gras in New Orleans draws a lot of tourizers every year.
Tourizing by sunnymeasures May 12, 2016

torturking 

Torturing an individual as if that victim were a turkey. Trying to de-feather him and/or eat his legs/breasts.
The guard at GITMO must've been hungry because he was torturking Asad all afternoon. Asad died later that day.
torturking by davehobgoblin June 20, 2018