tortally 

Of totalness and completeness, to be at the very utmost of what you are describing.

That girl Kayla is tortally fucking hot.

tortally by Kaymags May 8, 2008

Totally fucked

1-Alot like being totally screwed...Nothing good can come from this.
2-basically hopeless.

Everything was going good for shaun until he found out the president of the company was going to be working with him.
"Im totally fucked! "Shaun screamed

Totally fucked by WESSIDE March 4, 2017

Totally Wisco

Someone who's so Wisconsin it hurts.

Damn, could that chick be any more totally Wisco?

Totally Wisco by Punitive D March 15, 2005

totally g 

An expression used to show great awesomeness. Its origin is unknown, even though many say it was derived from the old English word "gangster."

Example 1
Person #1: Man, we just scored in this totally g volleyball game in which everybody sucks and nobody knows how to hit the ball
Person #2: I know right. That was totally g!

Example 2
That car is so totally g!!!

totally g by Indefatigable September 2, 2011

Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake

An incredibly potent drug that causes you to "get so high your brains will blow chunks into the milky way." It causes you to go insane and leaves your mind a blank slate. It was used by members of the hair metal band, Snakes n' Barrels, during their reunion concert and caused all but their lead singer, Pickles, to go insane.

"Hey, you guys want to try some Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake?"

"We got some Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake from a dude."

Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake by mossSAP December 13, 2008

totally cool 

Adjective synonomous with awesome. See awesome

"That's totally cool! And by totally cool, I mean awesome."

totally cool by CrazyJohn January 12, 2006

totally not gay 

Really, really, ridiculously gay.

Darren: Hey, do these espadrilles make me look like some sort of twink?

Chris: Don't worry brah. You look totally not gay. Chuch.

totally not gay by teh_slops September 9, 2010