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the act of going out and getting way to hammered whilist listening to loud Drum and Bass or Dubstep
I was torquin like mad durring the AK1200 show last night
torquin by Adrock42 May 29, 2012
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Torquin' it 

The act of masturbating at in a rigorous manner and at a feverish pace
When we realized JW was alone in his room, with an extensive porn collection, we quickly determined he must be torquin' it.
Torquin' it by Bryant Daniels April 4, 2006
one of the most kick-ass names you can give your baby. It means thor's cauldron, which is where he made his thunder. The only thing cooler would be a name meaning thor's hammer, but thor won't let anyone call themselves that.
Torquil is the coolest name based on a legendary kitchen implement.
Torquil by NorseGod February 28, 2010

torquing 

A twisting or turning force.
tighting the lug nuts on a car tire is called torquing.
torquing by Cocklovingmark August 31, 2013

Tarquinius

When a person conducts themselves in the most exemplary way possible. The person will be very toff-like.
A person rowing across a lake with arms flailing and un-coordinated, would be the opposite of someone executing the action in a tarquinius fashion. A tarquinius rower would not only display exemplary rowing skills, but will also be wearing only the finest attire and will be outstandingly groomed.
Tarquinius by CD463 April 25, 2013

Tarquin Wagemaker 

Most amazing caring lovable person u will ever know. She will always make u smile when u sad and will always have the time of your life with her. She's perfect in every single way and any guy would be lucky to be with someone that amazing. She will change your life for the better and every moment you are not with her is like your life isn't complete. She is the best friend you will ever have and no matter what you will always be totally and completely in love with her.
She's so amazing, that must be Tarquin Wagemaker
Tarquin Wagemaker by Kç!R£Ð September 5, 2011

torquing your teets 

Gender neutral and far superior variant of "busting your balls"

Synonyms:

Yankin' yer chain.
Jerkin' ya shaft.
Ticklin' your peaches.
Flicking your tits.
Pinching your pud.
Guy: That shirt blows.
Girl: OMG WTF.
Guy: I'm just torquing your teets.
...or...
Dude, you've gotta be torquin' my teets.
torquing your teets by Androecium February 13, 2014
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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