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Nothing more than a word I unintentionally texted to my friend. Torjeh was meant to be spam. I was typing in random letters and this beautiful word was brought into existence.
What are those weird noises??”

Probably a banshee having a torjeh.”
torjeh by Silver_Pistol August 7, 2020
Words you can keep
The somewhat humorous, accentuated - therefore, more upscale - nomenclature for the mass consumer goods store, Target.
Brittany and Kevin have their wedding registry at Tarjeh.
A very "vimsete" creature.

The wild Torje is close to extinction, and only appears in the waste mountain range of Nordnæs, where they hibernate in blue buildings.
By the locals the creature is often described as a grisegutt, or "naughty boy". Should you ever encounter a Torje in the wild, never feed it, or speak to it. Doing so would encourage the creature to tell jokes. Usually so lame they're deadly.
A wild Torje apears....
OOoo, lets give him some food.
"Torje tells lame joke..."
AWWWWWWRG
torje by God of hellfire March 8, 2010
A common name for terrible person who steals credit cards and puts them in popcorn. He will always try to sound smart and he will soon live in a hybel.
Torjei is okka mest hata/elska person.
Torjei by TheFr1endlyGh0st February 23, 2017
A very kåt creature.

Is not a lot og Torje left in the world, and is a rare guy to run into.
Torje is around the «Vestlandet» area and you never know wich bed his in.

By the local the creature is often descrived as «Ciederkongen» or «fuckboy».
Torje has a big heart and puts everyone before himself. This is allso one of his weeknes as when a Torje fall in love he spend all his time thinking about his true love.
He is allso one of the funniest creatures ever walked on Earth
A wild torje apears in your bed....
OOoo let’s love
Torje makes love to the woman in the bed
Torje finish
Torje leave
Torje by Edgd Jaoo November 12, 2018
Somebody who has a great life.
Huge penis
(Could be the one true god)
Wow, Torje you got a huge package
Torje by Sofie-.- March 2, 2019
A manically depressed teen who is self deprived in anything and everything - prefers to spend his nights alone in his room in bed with a bottle of vodka. He likes young children and prefers kids ranging from ages 0-2 years of age.
I wonder what torjesus would do.
Torjesus by HANDYMENDY November 30, 2017
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

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"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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A)
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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