A celebratory collision of two persons’ open palms; the cooler, more hip term for high five. It is most commonly used by intellectuals, scholars, or just general cool people.

John: “Yo man hit me up with a topsy.”
Mike: “For sure bruh, nothing’s cooler than topsies with the boys.”

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topsy turvy

In or into a state of utter disorder or confusion

The whole wizard world's gone topsy turvy!

topsy turvy by HarPotter October 8, 2008

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Topsy Roxy

Nick name derived from an evening of drinking and words being slurred. Was originally intended to be Foxy Roxy, but somehow was interpreted as Topsy Roxy. Could also have several means if person is top heavy, one of your top friends or is just tops all around.

Does that girl's jersey say "Topsy Roxy" on the back of it?

Sure does.

Topsy Roxy by Topsy Roxy April 1, 2010

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Topsykrest

Topsykrest is a squeaker When you talk to one and is bad at all games

Justin is a fucking topsykrest6

Topsykrest by xXMike57Xx July 11, 2019

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Tomsky

Giving a guy a hand job after reaching into his pocket for something that wasn't his penis in the first place.

"I am going to reach into your pocket for gum."
(5 seconds later...)

"This isn't gum, but I'll play anyway!"

OR

"She totally gave him a Tomsky at the party last week"

Tomsky by David Andrew Jensen March 13, 2009

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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