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A topshelf occurs when one defecates on the bathroom counter, typically right next to the sink. A good topshelf is decorated with either a cocktail sword or a cocktail umbrella, depending on the topshelfer's preference.
On my last day at my old job, I topshelfed the office bathroom!
by B Young August 14, 2006
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The U-Plate, or urinal plate, is the act of defecating in a urinal. It requires precision aim to execute without soiling oneself.
by B Young August 14, 2006
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