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Huntsville Topoff 

To quickly chug the remainder of your glass of beer when someone offers to top you off from their pitcher. This is done to get those extra few sips at the cost of being a douchebag. Term originated at Finnegans Pub in Huntsville AL.
Tourist in bar 1: Hey let me top off your glass. *grabs pitcher*
Local drunk: Wait a sec. *chugs his half-filled glass*
Local drunk: OK, go ahead.
Tourist in bar 1: ...
Tourist in bar 2: Huntsville topoff!
Huntsville Topoff by S C O T T March 28, 2008
To give him oral sex
I was just wondering if you top off ?
top off by BlackDiamondz April 25, 2006

take the top off 

To make yourself throw up a little when you’ve been drinking. Prematurely to when one might “pull trig”
That pregame hit different. I think I need to just take the top off.
take the top off by Thiccc nick October 9, 2020

Tijuana Top Off 

Place person face down, ass up. Insert Franks Red Hot (All Rights Reserved), NASCAR Style into cornhole. Empty Franks Red Hot, while making glug, glug, glug sound.
Lisa was angry with Sean, so she broke his arms and legs and finished him off with the Tijuana Top Off, as he squealed with delight.
Tijuana Top Off by Micjesus1 April 8, 2015

knock the top off 

Phrase used to describe to describe masturbating shortly before having sex in order to prolong intercourse; most effective after a long dry spell.
It's been a while since I got any so I had to knock the top off before we did it.
knock the top off by Niki C January 12, 2006

7/11 top off 

The act of putting the penis inside of a female’s urethra and urinating inside of the bladder.
Guy: yo dude did you have sex with that girl yesterday?

Guy 2: yeah dude, I even gave her a 7/11 top off.
7/11 top off by Weirdnosedude January 19, 2019
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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