Top Waffle 

In hockey, scoring top shelf on the goalie's waffle (aka blocker) side. Also known as EggO™.

That goalie got SNIPED EggO Top Waffle!

Top Waffle by SNIPE SHOW DANGLES December 24, 2007

Top waffle 

If one were to be waffling, ie ‘talking rubbish’ or ‘talking nonsense’ , top waffle would mean that what they said is the highest form of nonsense

Nahhh Michael just told me he only ate 3 burgers today, but Jacob was with him & he ate 10! That was top waffle!

Top waffle by Nwyk October 7, 2023

waffle top 

n. a girl with saggy tits that were believed to be firm until her bra came off. most likely the result of breastfeeding. very common in strip clubs where meth is prevalaent.

Shiela revealed herself to be a waffle top and much flopping ensued.

waffle top by papapoopoo September 2, 2004

Waffle Top 

When a fat chick wearing a bikini gets up out of her beach chair and her love handles have the imprint of the chair resembling a waffle

Dude. Gross. Check out the waffle top on that one.

Waffle Top by Unkum March 11, 2019

waffle top 

a cute girl

hey check it out, waffle tops at 3 o'clock.

waffle top by d February 15, 2004

Top Waffler 

When Someone chats the most sh** 💀

U see Dan, yeah he’s a Top Waffler
#chatsmostshit #topwaffler

Top Waffler by SudaniMelon February 3, 2019

top the waffles 

to ejaculate onto a woman's breasts

Yeah, I titty fucked her. I made sure to top the waffles real good.

top the waffles by Mike Jonesy February 22, 2008