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Code words for "I hid that shit somewhere so good, that I lost it".
Grant: "Hey bro, where's my lighter?"

Nick: "It's with Top Men."

Grant: "Who?"

Nick: "TOP...MEN..."

Grant: "You fucking lost it didn't you?"

Nick:"Yeah..."
Top Men by Falsedawn December 29, 2010

I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men". 

It belongs in a museum!
Yes, Dad --- I admit that I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men". Yeah, yeah --- just like I stupidly let your Grail diary fall into the hands of the Nazis! Don't call me "Junior".

Top Mentor 

Top Mentor:Any one who inspire students from age of 5 years into Engineeeing,Medicine and Science
Top Mentor:Late K K Pillai and his eldest son Eminent Engineer Vijay K Vijayaratnam who founded Topmentor website in 2002
Top Mentor by DrEng March 16, 2021
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026