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Top Cock 

The head coach of the South Carolina Gamecocks football team. Coined by Fox News in an effort to cover for a Freudian Slip made by a reporter.
South Carolina just hired Steve Spurrier. He's the new Top Cock.
Top Cock by Texas Man November 26, 2018

Discombobulated Cock Top

The head of a un-circumcized penis. Quite sickening to look at and for a girl, it must feel like a big chunk of beef jerky in her mouth while giving head to someone with a Discombobulated Cock Top.
"I went down on my boyfriend for the first time over the weekend, and when i un-did his trousers....out popped a discombobulated cock top. I puked all over it, then left."

cock top  

A more creative way to call some one a dick head
John was being a huge cock top today

Cock Top 

He makes my blood boil when he talks shit like that to me! He’s a fucking Cock Top!

Don’t talk to me like that! That’s mean, you cock top!
Cock Top by Lala Anne April 14, 2023

sucked cock to the top 

A term used to describe the situation when a woman has a high ranking job within a coporation but doesnt seem intelligent or appropriate for the job. The woman may not have actually "sucked cock" to get to the top but otherwise obtained the job because of who she is instead of her actual performance and qualifications, but men dont like women having high-ranking jobs so will adopt the idea of sucking cock as the only way she could have got the job.
Officeworker 1: "I just came out of a meeting with that bitch of a marketing manager, and she doesnt know jackshit!"

Officeworker 2: "She must of sucked cock to the top."
Someone who. thinks highly of them selves. Someone who constantly brags.
Eric is better tthan me at basketball, but he wont quit being a topcock about it.
Topcock by gelatinbeastworm May 12, 2014