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Somebody that’s among your funniest or favorite group of people. They’re top 5 on the people you’ll ever meet because they stand out so much
Yo did you see John Milly Rocking on the principles desk bro??
Yes bro John is top 5 yo!
top 5 by sneejay July 12, 2018
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Really hot girl. In the top 5 of hottest girls you’ll ever see
Guy: Excuse me ma’am, but I think you’re top 5

Woman: top 5?

Guy: you’re in the top of hottest women I’ve ever seen!
top 5 by The sheriff January 17, 2018
NK Yo you hear that new top 5 song.

LK Neize dat top 5 trash if I see him. He finna catch a legazz.
Top 5 by LK February 2, 2021
5 reasons raisins even exists is because somebody me to talk to and 10 reasons as people said top 5 reasons and people are two Maids of 11 reasons and everybody knows the reason of top 5 and top four reasons and very body's calling me right now please stop
5 reasons raisins even exists is because somebody me to talk to and 10 reasons as people said top 5 reasons and people are two Maids of 11 reasons and everybody knows the reason of top 5 and top four reasons and very body's calling me right now please stop
Top 5 by andris33 March 15, 2020

Top 5 Worst Rapper List

1.Vanilla Ice
2.Soulja Boy Tellem and S.O.D.M.G.
3.OJ Da Juiceman
4.Gucci Mane
5.Waka Flocka Flame
Ice Ice Baby, pretty boy Swag, Ay Ay Ay Ay, Gucci Bur Bur, Waka Waka Flocka Flocka Flame Flame Pow Pow Yeah Yeah Oh Lets Do It, Top 5 Worst Rapper List

Top 5 fart brands 

5) the Lays potato chip fart. Farts that smell like someone just opened a bag of Lays potato chips. 4) the broccoli fart. 3)the bean fart. Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat the more you toot. 2) the infamous egg fart! 1)the raw sewage fart. These farts literally smell like you are driving by a porto potty storage lot.
The Top 5 fart brands were ranked according to a comprehensive study conducted by researchers at some shithole research facility in Tijuana Mexico.

top 5 worst people 

number 1 kanye west number 2 kanye east number 3 kanye south number 4 kanye south number 5 me
top 5 worst people oh wait i meant niggas oops
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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