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top 5
Guy: Excuse me ma’am, but I think you’re top 5
Woman: top 5?
Guy: you’re in the top of hottest women I’ve ever seen!
Woman: top 5?
Guy: you’re in the top of hottest women I’ve ever seen!
top 5 by The sheriff January 17, 2018
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Top 5
5 reasons raisins even exists is because somebody me to talk to and 10 reasons as people said top 5 reasons and people are two Maids of 11 reasons and everybody knows the reason of top 5 and top four reasons and very body's calling me right now please stop
Top 5 Worst Rapper List
Ice Ice Baby, pretty boy Swag, Ay Ay Ay Ay, Gucci Bur Bur, Waka Waka Flocka Flocka Flame Flame Pow Pow Yeah Yeah Oh Lets Do It, Top 5 Worst Rapper List
Top 5 Worst Rapper List by ludyboi August 6, 2010
Top 5 fart brands
5) the Lays potato chip fart. Farts that smell like someone just opened a bag of Lays potato chips. 4) the broccoli fart. 3)the bean fart. Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat the more you toot. 2) the infamous egg fart! 1)the raw sewage fart. These farts literally smell like you are driving by a porto potty storage lot.
The Top 5 fart brands were ranked according to a comprehensive study conducted by researchers at some shithole research facility in Tijuana Mexico.
Top 5 fart brands by Donald Cowboy Cerrone August 20, 2018
top 5 worst people
top 5 worst people by ඞkඞhඞfඞdඞs ඩ ඩ ඩ ඩj ඩj ඩ April 1, 2022
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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