The card board cylinder that toilet paper or paper towels come on. Name derived from the inability to resist picking up an empty one and making a Kazoo like "toot ta doo" noise through it.
"Hey can some one bring me some TP? The only thing in here is an empty toot ta doo... and I just took a massive poo!"
Someone who's breath smells so bad, not only does it disconcertingly resemble the oddly specific stench of a sweaty vagina, it also gives other people cavities.
Either defined as a children's dance that involves shaking your rump or a dance for dirty sluts at the club that includes putting your hands on your ass, poking your booty up, butt naked, and shaking it with your legs spread.