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Tooty ta 

Cute kids song that allows people to be silly and dance.
Let’s all do the Tooty ta!
Tooty ta by Randooooo April 12, 2023

A tooty ta 

Thumbs up, elbows back, feet apart, knees together, bottom up, tongue out, eyes shut. Tap it in the rear.
A tooty ta by Tootypop April 27, 2020

toot ta doo 

The card board cylinder that toilet paper or paper towels come on. Name derived from the inability to resist picking up an empty one and making a Kazoo like "toot ta doo" noise through it.
"Hey can some one bring me some TP? The only thing in here is an empty toot ta doo... and I just took a massive poo!"
toot ta doo by The Kangaroo January 1, 2008

Tooth Tarnishing Twat 

Someone who's breath smells so bad, not only does it disconcertingly resemble the oddly specific stench of a sweaty vagina, it also gives other people cavities.
*scrunches face in disgust* "Jesus Christ Bill, brush your teeth, you tooth tarnishing twat"

Tooth Tarnishing Crumpet Cruncher

A racist term against the English.

See also:
Crumpet Cruncher
Tooth Tarnishing Twat
those damn tooth tarnishing crumpet crunchers are stealing our land again

Toody Tah 

Either defined as a children's dance that involves shaking your rump or a dance for dirty sluts at the club that includes putting your hands on your ass, poking your booty up, butt naked, and shaking it with your legs spread.
1. my pre-k teacher taught me the toody tah.

2. The girl could dance the toody tah better than anyone at the club.
Toody Tah by Cory Schell January 29, 2009