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tottie tot 

a fucking thot but a tot bc u don’t want to be mean
tottie tot by Ayoooo August 29, 2019

Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop 

Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop (v.):
The unhinged, wide-eyed, saliva-dripping act of sucking on someone’s toes like you're a Victorian orphan who just got handed a Tootsie Pop after fasting through a plague. Usually involves noises that would make a soup kitchen blush and eye contact intense enough to spiritually confuse the recipient.

Also used as a noun to refer to someone who specializes in the practice, e.g. "He’s a certified Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop."
"Bro came home drunk and apparently went full Tootsie Tot Puddie Pop on her feet. She said his tongue was doing straight morse code on her pinky toe!"

toolie toten 

It's when you grab a random tool out of your shed and see how far you can shove it up your rectum.
I was toolie toten earlier but now I'm just cruising in my rari with my Louie lofers.
toolie toten by Uptown banger November 15, 2013

Toolie Toter 

a little 4’9 compressed gay boy garden gnome who is very angry and mad at the world
Boy: I left my buttplug in my ass last night and accidentally fell asleep but now it’s gone wtf?
Girl: Don’t you know there’s a butt plug thief coming around at night stealing ppls butt plugs ? He goes by the name of Toolie Toter
Toolie Toter by minergirl69 September 28, 2023

Jam Tottie 

A classic game played by Males, where you have a sword fight with your genitals.
Jerry: I was a champ at Jam Tottie back in the day.

Ram: Wanna play?

Roy: That's my favorite game!

Jerry: really?

Roy: They don't call me ¨JamStarz¨ for nothing!
Jam Tottie by Wheelz Noel October 25, 2014

hottie tottie with a naughty karate body

An extremely attractive person.

Originated c. 2005 by a Southern California girl and brought to the University of Oregon by another native Southern California girl.
"Muy caliente! What a hottie tottie with a naughty karate body!"
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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