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Tooth Paste Leech 

a person who brings a tooth brush places but does not bring tooth paste, expecting others to lend them some... they will never contribute any tooth paste unless you stay at their house
Person 1: I'm gonna brush my teeth before I go to sleep
Person 2: K
Person 1: yea, but i forgot my tooth paste. Can I use some of yours?
Person 2: Sure... *under breath* tooth paste leech....
Tooth Paste Leech by bloopey August 20, 2011

Tooth Paste Tubing

The male act of taking the index finger and thumb placed at the base of the penis. The male then goes from base to head increasing pressure towards the tip. This act will get the remaining cum from the penis after ejaculation. The remaining ejaculate will ooze on finger and is to be slung on your partner.
Tooth Paste Tubing by Todd Finger September 6, 2011

Tooth Paste Officer

An officer who pulls people over and puts toothpaste on his dick. usually gets blowjobs by doing that.

Tooth Paste and Orange Juice

The best drink some one could ever make, if someone gives this to you that means that Respect+ 999 it is so good that your taste buds will die

Cupids Tooth paste 

Blowing a large load on a girls face or in her mouth, thus enabling her to brush her tongue along her teeth to wipe/clean/swallow it.
Man, I just shot some of cupids tooth paste all over her face and mouth!
Cupids Tooth paste by Cam Brady October 10, 2011

Toot Paste 

Toot paste is an accident one encounters while trying to eat your fart out during a heavy toot fetish marathon preferably with someone else's wife.
Dude, her toot paste got in my eyes when i was mouth clamping her brown spider.
Toot Paste by Mickey Darling August 2, 2009