Man, I thought I just had some nasty ass farts, but then I had to run to the toilet and make some toot fruit!
by Baber14 March 08, 2018
A term meaning a person who is mentally unstable. A bit of a psycho or nutter. Also a person who thinks you are their bf/gf when you are infact not!
Yeah he went mental coz he saw me in a club with another guy...think he thought we were going out....we never even met up properly.... what a toot de la fruit!
by Shecki B February 20, 2007