toot fruit

Poop. Especially after farting a bunch.

Man, I thought I just had some nasty ass farts, but then I had to run to the toilet and make some toot fruit!

by Baber14 March 8, 2018

Toot De La Fruit

A term meaning a person who is mentally unstable. A bit of a psycho or nutter. Also a person who thinks you are their bf/gf when you are infact not!

Yeah he went mental coz he saw me in a club with another guy...think he thought we were going out....we never even met up properly.... what a toot de la fruit!

by Shecki B February 21, 2007

TootyFruity998

Hottest man alive, an absolute smokeshow, it should be illegal to be that attractive and amazing.

Omg did you see TootyFruity998, he signed my chest, I will never wash it again.

by 69yourmother69 January 23, 2022

Tootyfruity

When someone is being fruity and being annoying at the same time

Tom: Hey Pearl does these jeans make me look thick ?
Pearl: Tom why are you asking me that ?
Tom: I just wanna know .
Pearl: Your being Tootyfruity !
Tom: Well your being dramatic !

by anti.social._.m May 23, 2020