toot and boot

a one night stand. to have sex and them kick them out.

John: Did you take that girl home with you last night?
Dave: Yeah I wanted to toot and boot her but she stayed until the morning.

by sexnstufflikethat November 25, 2013

Toot-and-boot

When someone fart's silently in a large group of people and tries to slip out of the room before anyone realizes what's happened.

Emma: I was in Target with a group of people and all of the sudden Kyle says goodbye and leaves. A few seconds later, we all smelled a fart. I know Kyle toot-and-booted it.

Sarah: He did the same thing to me and some other people after the movie was over the other day!

by bellawella99 August 30, 2014

Toot it and boot it

Have a sexual encounter then kicking the person out once you're done.

I met her in the club, then I said wassup
I took her to the crib, and you know I fucked
yea toot it and boot it, toot it and boot it.........

by i_da_secksy_guy September 7, 2010

Toot it and boot it

hit it and quit it

Yeah man, I'd toot it and boot it.

by Ms.Toot&Boot November 16, 2010

toot it and boot it

basically it's a one night stand. Sexual relations then leave (usually in a hurry).

one night stand, "hit it and quit it", "one and done", "lay without pay".. and now.. "toot it and boot it" or "toot it and booted".

by speedphreak831 October 4, 2010

toot it and boot it

The action of copulation with the opposite sex after a brief introduction at a local nightclub, which is then led to a prompt depart usually from the male partner but is not out of the ordinary from the female; resolution of contact

I met her in the club
then I said wassup
I took her to the crib
and you know I fucked
yea toot it and boot it

by Keybo. February 20, 2011

toot it and boot it

to fart and then leave.

Ew, don't just toot it and boot it.

by bitchshreddershredder November 14, 2010