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When one masturbates during a zoom meeting.
This reporter from CNN just got caught Toobin durning a zoom meeting.
Toobin by Miotoss October 19, 2020
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toomin • toobin • thoomin • toobing • tomming • Tomine • Toming • Tooling • Toobin’ • Tooting
New Yorker Suspends Jeffrey Toobin for Masturbating on Zoom Call. Jeremy was caught Toobin.
Toobin by mrumo October 19, 2020

tooling for roof 

Trading sexual favors for a place to live...
Avoiding the dual labels of Homelessness and Prostitution, she chose another method to pay rent by Tooling for Roof.
tooling for roof by Clifhanger April 11, 2017
When you're on a video call and you forget to turn off the camera before yanking your crank.
Did you see Jeffrey yesterday on Zoom? He was toobin in front of the whole CNN panel. So cringe.
Toobin by DocKilmer October 19, 2020
Getting caught masturbating while on a zoom/Teams or other group call or otherwise while in the company of people you don’t think are watching.
“Did you hear that Josh got suspended from class for Toobin? He thought he’d get away with Toobin just because he’s so full of himself!”
Toobin by JToobin October 19, 2020

Toobining 

When you’re on a Zoom call and jacking off.
Mike’s general disinterest during our Zoom today made me wonder if he was toobining.
Toobining by YeahSure916 October 19, 2020
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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