Toobining

When you’re on a Zoom call and jacking off.

Mike’s general disinterest during our Zoom today made me wonder if he was toobining.

by YeahSure916 October 19, 2020

Toobining

Getting caught “accidentally” rubbing one out in a Zoom meeting

Keith got caught Toobining at the weekly Zoom sales meeting

by The Billman October 20, 2020

Toobining

Masturbating (unknowingly) while on a Zoom, Skype, or Webex video conference.

Jeffery Toobin was suspended from The New Yorker for Toobining.

by MAGA2020!!!!! October 20, 2020

toobinit

The act of masterbating during a Zoom meeting..

Jeffery pulled it out and started Toobinit.

by Blackout67 October 20, 2020

Tomlining

Illegally or unethically obstructing someone from achieving their goal either by physically or figuratively getting in their way.

Synonyms: cock blocking, torpedoing, sniping

Mike Tomlin, coach of the Pittsburgh Steelers, stood too far over on the sidelines and prevented a player from the Baltimore Ravens from making a touchdown that would've put the game away thereby creating the act of Tomlining

One of my co-workers tomlined me by bad mouthing me to my boss just when I was about about to get promoted.

Kanye West tried to tomlin Taylor Swift at the Grammys.

by Tenacious Faulker December 1, 2013

Toobing

When you don’t get dressed and expose your dick on a zoom call, leaving all of your coworkers aware that you hang brain during meetings.

Jeff was toobing on a call with the entire staff of the New Yorker, and now we all have to hear about his dick.

by Homanclature October 19, 2020

Toobing

Verb. Any act of self stimulation in a "work from home" environment, particularly during a Zoom or some comparable virtual meeting situation.

In a time when journalists receive little to no love from an increasingly skeptical and disillusioned public, some particularly frustrated news personalities have been literally getting "caught with their pants down" while toobing a work meeting.

by Gaijinman October 21, 2020