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Toobining 

Getting caught “accidentally” rubbing one out in a Zoom meeting
Keith got caught Toobining at the weekly Zoom sales meeting
Toobining by The Billman October 20, 2020

Toobining 

Masturbating (unknowingly) while on a Zoom, Skype, or Webex video conference.
Jeffery Toobin was suspended from The New Yorker for Toobining.
Toobining by MAGA2020!!!!! October 20, 2020

toobinit 

The act of masterbating during a Zoom meeting..
Jeffery pulled it out and started Toobinit.
toobinit by Blackout67 October 20, 2020

Tomlining 

Illegally or unethically obstructing someone from achieving their goal either by physically or figuratively getting in their way.

Synonyms: cock blocking, torpedoing, sniping
Mike Tomlin, coach of the Pittsburgh Steelers, stood too far over on the sidelines and prevented a player from the Baltimore Ravens from making a touchdown that would've put the game away thereby creating the act of Tomlining

One of my co-workers tomlined me by bad mouthing me to my boss just when I was about about to get promoted.

Kanye West tried to tomlin Taylor Swift at the Grammys.
Tomlining by Tenacious Faulker December 1, 2013
When you don’t get dressed and expose your dick on a zoom call, leaving all of your coworkers aware that you hang brain during meetings.
Jeff was toobing on a call with the entire staff of the New Yorker, and now we all have to hear about his dick.
Toobing by Homanclature October 19, 2020
Verb. Any act of self stimulation in a "work from home" environment, particularly during a Zoom or some comparable virtual meeting situation.
In a time when journalists receive little to no love from an increasingly skeptical and disillusioned public, some particularly frustrated news personalities have been literally getting "caught with their pants down" while toobing a work meeting.
Toobing by Gaijinman October 21, 2020
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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