mrumo's definitions

cocking

texting while urinating.

Obviously peeing and texting isn't as insidious of a problem as texting and driving, but while cocking you might dribble on your new shoes or pee on the wall.

by mrumo June 16, 2011

Toobin

Masterbating on a zoom call

New Yorker Suspends Jeffrey Toobin for Masturbating on Zoom Call. Jeremy was caught Toobin.

by mrumo October 19, 2020

BBBJ

Bring Back Boris Johnson

After seeing Liz, I was all for the BBBJ thing.

by mrumo September 30, 2022