tooltard

someone who exceeds the rankings of a tool and a retard. Both a tard and a tool, thus, tooltard

Person 1: this dude is retarded
Person 2: he is such a tooltard

by Dorien A. February 10, 2007

tooltardy

Incapable of using commonplace tools, such as those found in most households, like a hammer, wrench, and screwdriver.

Unable to identify tools by name, fit a wrench around a pipe, or recognize a Phillips Head screw from its bretheren screws, I headed out to Habitat for Humanity, where tool-slung builders take tooltardy wimps like me and turn them into tool wielding weekend warriors.

by vollen July 6, 2009

Toontarded

When a child watches so many cartoons he/she becomes mentaily toontarded.

I think my son is now toontarded

by CountBermuda February 11, 2019