tooltardy 

Incapable of using commonplace tools, such as those found in most households, like a hammer, wrench, and screwdriver.

Unable to identify tools by name, fit a wrench around a pipe, or recognize a Phillips Head screw from its bretheren screws, I headed out to Habitat for Humanity, where tool-slung builders take tooltardy wimps like me and turn them into tool wielding weekend warriors.

tooltardy by vollen July 6, 2009

tooltard

someone who exceeds the rankings of a tool and a retard. Both a tard and a tool, thus, tooltard

Person 1: this dude is retarded
Person 2: he is such a tooltard

tooltard by Dorien A. February 10, 2007

tootary

means a blunt or a large joint.

aka toot, tootory, tootz

Pul, has a nice tootary.
Hey cant pass the toot.

tootary by Ronitz January 3, 2008

Toontarded 

When a child watches so many cartoons he/she becomes mentaily toontarded.

I think my son is now toontarded

Toontarded by CountBermuda February 11, 2019