too jesus 

1. one who is really religious

2. one who would not be a good partner due to his/her beliefs in christianity

I really like that guy but he is too jesus for me

too jesus by chaco14 June 28, 2010

too fat for jesus to love 

Used to point out to someone that they are being a hater to the extent that they look like an asshole.

Jen: "That Brittany is such a skank. Did you see the size of the sluttoo back there? I guess she needs all the advertising she can get."

Steph: "Jen, you are too fat for jesus to love."

too fat for jesus to love by Peter Bilt July 22, 2008

Jesus was a nigger, too 

A phrase used to highlight the ignorance, foolishness, or outrageousness of another's speech or actions. This invective is designed to ridicule and confuse the target by simultaneously likening him to both positive and negative role-models. It may prove particularly effective when used upon ignorant Americans, who may be unaware that the celebrated Renaissance-era images of Yeshua ben-Yosef (Jesus's birth name) were actually portraits of people the painters knew in their real lives (e.g. - relatives and friends), and which images were not based in any way upon descriptions of Jesus's appearance found in The Bible. The fact that Biblical accounts generally describe Jesus as dark-skinned, with hair the texture of wool, heightens the sardonic effect.

If someone cuts you off in traffic, pull-up alongside them at the next stop light and yell, "That's OK, Jesus was a nigger, too."

If someone says something patently ridiculous at a cocktail party, smile sweetly and say, "Did you know that Jesus was a nigger, too?"

Jesus was a nigger, too by Charles Chin Tao Horton August 2, 2006

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008