tonsday 

the tuesday after a long weekend. Tonsday feels like a Monday but often is worse than a Monday, as everything you would have gotten done on Monday has now piled up onto the already large workload for Tuesday. Tonsday is the day where you pay for the enjoyable long weekend. There is always a ton of work to do on a Tonsday.

I hate tonsdays. Tonsday mourning hell

tonsday by sync_pulse August 15, 2007

tonday 

(tun-day) noun; state of greif; monday plus tuesday; when the Bombers have two practices within a 13 hour time span; the sun sets during monday practice and rises at the end of tuesday morning practice, therefore mentally turning two days into one.

ugh! It's tonday again...only __ tondays left till spring trip.

tonday by Bomber Softball February 18, 2008

toesday 

toesday, the third day of the week. comes after moanday.

toesday is the day the soapman unlocks our shoe prisons and lets our delicious toes breath free from their acidy prison.

toejam also inexplicably tastes the best on this day.

toesday is my favorite day of the week!

"ay yo whats tomorrow" "toesday." "oh boy!"

toesday by fuck me with a green lunchbox October 8, 2019

Tonday 

Noun. (Pronounced Tun-Day)

Workday Tuesday after a Monday holiday when you have two days worth of work to finish in one day.

Co-worker 1: There’s so much work to do after the holiday yesterday...

Co-worker 2: They don’t call it Tonday for nothin...

Tonday by NK808 January 19, 2021

Happer Toesday

Thar graetest dayre oaf yoarne; Happer Toesday ith th' daye foar thou'est houlye enterjectione; Halexandere Grann Belle hath taeken thith holiedae lieke aye telle-if-owne. Weep if thou commemmerste.

Spoilsman: "Yo dat bitch got herr 'n' yo' fo-way like it 'twas Happer Toesday."

Spoolsman: "Aye wille maeke yarr yarne."

Happer Toesday by mickrett May 10, 2008

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020