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Massive greek cunt who can deadlift 800 kilos and benchpress 4 tons. Lives in the tunnels of the Australian metro train subways. He eats 72,000 calories a day which converts into 20kg of muscle mass from each rep.

Daily meal plan
breakfast - 3kg of steak with a raw turkey and protein shake
Snack - steriod injection
Dinner - 2 buckets of protein powder, 50 kilos of raw chicken
Mike: Woah! look at that man over there, he's benching 4 tons!
Jerry: No shit bro, that's Tonee!
Tonee by Mike810927301023 June 11, 2018
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Beautiful, outgoing ,successful. People tend to fall in love with" Tonesha" very quickly!
" I'm in love with you Tonesha" or "Tonesha you're very beautiful"
tonesha by 💜💋 December 20, 2016
1. A subtle, yet sarcastic promise to do something that will most likely never happen.

2. An unspecified time in the future that will never arrive.

3. Probably never, but for some reason, you still have hope.
"Sure, I'll help you with that project tonever, just as soon as pigs start flying out of my ass."

"I can have your money for you tonever, I just gotta call my friend and then..."

"When do you think you'll get that raise?" "I don't know, probably tonever at this rate."
tonever by Davewcmg April 10, 2009
A gorgeous hard working woman who knows what she wants out of life, isn't afraid to take risk, very outspoken and out going, loves to shop, she loves to cuddle only with the right one. When she say she will do something, just know that it will get done no matter what. She is a good friend, and she wishes to have other friends who are just like her. She is loyal, down to earth, and very successful. She is a real keeper. If you find a Tonesha you better keep her on your team!!
I am so in love with Tonesha, she is one of a kind!
tonesha by ToomuchDeal1 January 10, 2017

dulcet tones 

A sound or voice so gorgeous you just have to listen to it again and again no matter what.

So recognisable that even the faintest hint of it in the distance can send your mind reeling.
"i wish i could speak to her again jus to hear those dulcet tones" see Ismay Collins
dulcet tones by Annon March 9, 2005

dulcet tones 

Soothing creaky dulcet tones are sounds that can put you to sleep, like those on the Sleep With Me Podcast
"Creaky Dulcet Tones"

Scooter - SleepwithmePodcast.com