Tonces word that could be used many different ways tonces could be used as yes ,no ,??,or any answer. Someone ask you something and you not sure just answer with tonces ....word found and used came from 3 good friends brothers that weren't scared of anything cause they knew where they came from out of HOLLISTER NORTE ....TONCES
by 1hollis4 April 25, 2025
Get the Tonces mug.The greatest cat of all-time. Toonces, the cat who could drive a car (just not very well), premiered on Saturday Night Live on May 20th, 1989, and was a series semi-regular up until 1993. Known for his appalling driving record, Toonces, in a written document, claims his abominable driving skills are due to a brain injury sustained while working as a stunt man on the Dukes of Hazzard. Accidents include driving cars, trucks, tractors, etcetera off God knows how many cliffs, veering off the Grand Canyon, some catastrophic event involving a mechanical bull, crashing a UFO into the Washington Monument, and who knows what else. Likely in NASCAR today, probably having caused ten times the original season record number of crashes in one race by now.
"See, I told you he could drive!"
"Wow, this is-- TOONCES, LOOK OUT!! AHHHHHHHH!!!"
*Stock footage of a car going over a cliff and crashing violently.*
"I thought you said he could drive."
"Well, I saw him up there fooling around with the steering wheel... I guess I just ASSUMED he could drive."
"Wow, this is-- TOONCES, LOOK OUT!! AHHHHHHHH!!!"
*Stock footage of a car going over a cliff and crashing violently.*
"I thought you said he could drive."
"Well, I saw him up there fooling around with the steering wheel... I guess I just ASSUMED he could drive."
by Rusty Was Here April 25, 2005
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So recognisable that even the faintest hint of it in the distance can send your mind reeling.
So recognisable that even the faintest hint of it in the distance can send your mind reeling.
by Annon March 9, 2005
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by Oldmucker4578 May 23, 2017
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Toonces' Muff also goes by TMuff for short.
Toonces' Muff also goes by TMuff for short.
"I'll be sure to wear 2 panties to the Toonces' Muff show tonight since the first pair is going to be soaked!"
"I sure hope Toonces' Muff will play my wedding, I really want my marriage to mean something!"
"I bet the Canaanites wouldn't have sacrificed virgins every year in order to keep the nearby lake from flooding the city if TMuff was around to rock their world."
"I sure hope Toonces' Muff will play my wedding, I really want my marriage to mean something!"
"I bet the Canaanites wouldn't have sacrificed virgins every year in order to keep the nearby lake from flooding the city if TMuff was around to rock their world."
by Ran Wilder January 6, 2013
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