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Tonces word that could be used many different ways tonces could be used as yes ,no ,??,or any answer. Someone ask you something and you not sure just answer with tonces ....word found and used came from 3 good friends brothers that weren't scared of anything cause they knew where they came from out of HOLLISTER NORTE ....TONCES
Homie #1 Hey homie lets go get some pockets?..

Homie #2... tonces.....
Tonces by 1hollis4 April 25, 2025
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The greatest cat of all-time. Toonces, the cat who could drive a car (just not very well), premiered on Saturday Night Live on May 20th, 1989, and was a series semi-regular up until 1993. Known for his appalling driving record, Toonces, in a written document, claims his abominable driving skills are due to a brain injury sustained while working as a stunt man on the Dukes of Hazzard. Accidents include driving cars, trucks, tractors, etcetera off God knows how many cliffs, veering off the Grand Canyon, some catastrophic event involving a mechanical bull, crashing a UFO into the Washington Monument, and who knows what else. Likely in NASCAR today, probably having caused ten times the original season record number of crashes in one race by now.
"See, I told you he could drive!"
"Wow, this is-- TOONCES, LOOK OUT!! AHHHHHHHH!!!"
*Stock footage of a car going over a cliff and crashing violently.*
"I thought you said he could drive."
"Well, I saw him up there fooling around with the steering wheel... I guess I just ASSUMED he could drive."
Toonces by Rusty Was Here April 25, 2005
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Beautiful, outgoing ,successful. People tend to fall in love with" Tonesha" very quickly!
" I'm in love with you Tonesha" or "Tonesha you're very beautiful"
tonesha by 💜💋 December 20, 2016
A gorgeous hard working woman who knows what she wants out of life, isn't afraid to take risk, very outspoken and out going, loves to shop, she loves to cuddle only with the right one. When she say she will do something, just know that it will get done no matter what. She is a good friend, and she wishes to have other friends who are just like her. She is loyal, down to earth, and very successful. She is a real keeper. If you find a Tonesha you better keep her on your team!!
I am so in love with Tonesha, she is one of a kind!
tonesha by ToomuchDeal1 January 10, 2017

dulcet tones 

A sound or voice so gorgeous you just have to listen to it again and again no matter what.

So recognisable that even the faintest hint of it in the distance can send your mind reeling.
"i wish i could speak to her again jus to hear those dulcet tones" see Ismay Collins
dulcet tones by Annon March 9, 2005

dulcet tones 

Soothing creaky dulcet tones are sounds that can put you to sleep, like those on the Sleep With Me Podcast
"Creaky Dulcet Tones"

Scooter - SleepwithmePodcast.com
dulcet tones by Oldmucker4578 May 23, 2017

Toonces' Muff 

Greatest cover band ever to think about rocking your world! Named after the world famous Toonces the driving cat skit from SNL, Toonces' Muff harnesses all the power of the driving cat's vagina!

Toonces' Muff also goes by TMuff for short.
"I'll be sure to wear 2 panties to the Toonces' Muff show tonight since the first pair is going to be soaked!"

"I sure hope Toonces' Muff will play my wedding, I really want my marriage to mean something!"

"I bet the Canaanites wouldn't have sacrificed virgins every year in order to keep the nearby lake from flooding the city if TMuff was around to rock their world."
Toonces' Muff by Ran Wilder January 6, 2013
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