tommyphilia 

The obsession for filling in forms, surveys, and the ultimate...the Census! It is derived from the sample name for filling in army forms in the British Army from 1815, Thomas Atkins.

The 9th of August (census night) is the ultimate outlet for my tommyphilia!!

tommyphilia by Boondle August 7, 2011

Mommyphilia 

A person with mommy issues seeking for motherly traits, (such as being nurturing, attention showering) in their female friends or romantic partners. A person who feels loved when treated by a female like a child.

Jack's mommyphilia isn't necessarily a bad thing.

Mommyphilia by melancholicReese February 27, 2023

Tonyphilia 

When you love and/or wanna have sex with animated cartoon animals

Im Tonyphilius because I wanna have sexy with Jessica Rabbit

I practice Tonyphilia cause I wanna have sexy with animated cartoon animals

Tonyphilia by UnderCover Dude July 10, 2011

Tonyphiliac 

A person with An abnormal, often obsessive interest in Tony, especially the use of Tony for sexual excitement.

-Tonyphiliac #1: Well I was masturbating to Tony last night for hours it was swell. I think about him always. One day he'll be mine.

-Tonyphiliac #2: Bitch he's my man. You better stay away from him if you want to continue to be able to walk.

<Cat fight ensues>

Tony: Break it up ladies, you both can have me.

Tonyphiliac by aTonyphiliac March 27, 2010

mommyphilia 

A psychiatric disorder in which an adult or man-child is sexually attracted to women with children.

I'm pretty sure Andre has mommyphilia. He only dates women with children.

mommyphilia by maloneycomedy November 5, 2014

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019