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Tomato Juice

Yo man i'm just going to go down to the store and grab some Tommy J for my Bloody Mary.

by Lelbot 3000 May 12, 2014

Tommy Johnson

A convicted war criminal from 2005 who killed seventeen people with chlorine gas after his wife left him.

Tommy Johnson : "I have something really cool, you guys should come and take a look."
17 People in 2005 : "Oh boy I can't wait to see this"

by Kajus Vaicuis April 22, 2021

Tommy Jordan

The only man in history to publicly open a can of whoop ass on his child (so to speak) via facebook.

This was performed by shooting up his daughters laptop

dude1: My dad just massacred my laptop with his .45

dude2: Your dad Tommy Jordan?

dude1: yeah...

by penis_stompa_69 March 31, 2012

Tommy Jarvis

Tommy Jarvis is an overall gun. No one dislikes him, and he doesn't dislike anyone. You can literally shoot him and he will apologize for getting in front of your bullet. If you can get into a relationship with Tommy, you should be fully committed. He can protect you from anything as he always carries around a shotgun. He always wears a denim jacket with fur.

Guy 1: Who's that hot guy?
Guy 2: Why it's Tommy Jarvis of course!
Guy 3: I heard he shot satan.
Guy 4: Come on guys, don't wake Timothy, how else will we get a slowy?

by England_isn’t_my_city November 3, 2018

Tommy Joke

A joke which is told and only funny to the person telling the joke.

Thomas told me a joke which was not funny even though it was funny to him. He pulled a Tommy Joke!

by XxSaltyGxX September 4, 2018

Tommy Joe Ratliff

The dude Adam Lambert made out with at the AMAs. He's straight, but tell that to his fringe.

Young person: "Did you see the AMAs?"

Other young person: "Yeah. Did you see Adam Lambert make out with that dude?"

First young person: "Yeah, his name is Tommy Joe Ratliff. Did you see his fringe?"

by thecrackfox December 18, 2009

Tommy Johnson

Tommy Johnson is an absolute unit who pulls all of the baddies that reside in Galway, Ireland he has natural talent in pulling baddies and has often been spotted with Barry fennell scheming

Friend one: oh did you see Tommy Johnson last night

Friend two: yeah bro I saw him rizzing up so many girls with Barry

by El daddio December 11, 2022