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tomfag by StandUserLeon September 24, 2020
Tomfaraone Syndrome
When you see someone and you think that theyre really attractive but when they start talking you realize that they are rediculously dorky and you lose interest.
"He was so cute when I first met him but his obsession with Yo-Yo's made me think he has Tomfaraone Syndrome!"
Tomfaraone Syndrome by sjammin January 18, 2009
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tomagotchi by Bonki May 2, 2006
toffage
A holiday destination for middle/upper class people with more money than sense.
Usually in North Norfolk or The Cotswolds the tariff for a weekend's rental is over £1000.
These Toffages generally have basic facilities. No TV as middle/upper class people enjoy 'a jolly good' walk. May also have Trivial Pursuit with all the wedges missing.
Parlour games are the evening entertainment.
People who frequent Toffages usually have names like Crispin, Jemimah and Blake.
Usually in North Norfolk or The Cotswolds the tariff for a weekend's rental is over £1000.
These Toffages generally have basic facilities. No TV as middle/upper class people enjoy 'a jolly good' walk. May also have Trivial Pursuit with all the wedges missing.
Parlour games are the evening entertainment.
People who frequent Toffages usually have names like Crispin, Jemimah and Blake.
"Oh wonderful....James has booked us a New Year's trip to a Toffage in North Norfolk. There's no running water, it smells of damp and it's 500 pounds a night but we'll have a jolly good time."
"Oh Jeeves, do I HAVE to go to the Toffage this weekend?....Last time I was there I lost 5 games of Soggy Biscuit and had to have my stomach pumped...Timmy and Jeremy are such BEASTS!"
from 'Jeeves and Wooster go large', Wodehouse, 1952
"Oh Jeeves, do I HAVE to go to the Toffage this weekend?....Last time I was there I lost 5 games of Soggy Biscuit and had to have my stomach pumped...Timmy and Jeremy are such BEASTS!"
from 'Jeeves and Wooster go large', Wodehouse, 1952
toffage by einstein7978 July 2, 2012