It's a fictional non canon ship between tom riddle and Harry Potter, characters from Harry Potter. It's so fucking good and you should dn if you don't think so.

Person A: Hey have you read Wear Me Like A Locket Around Your Throat by VivyPotter?
Person B: fuck yeah I love its portrayal of tomarry!

tomarry by sugendese November 10, 2021

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Tomaureá

Also know as the king, embodying all the royal qualities - born leader, has a vision, hard worker, taking care of everyone around him, talented in most things, sometimes too serious, but can make you laugh as well, basically a guy with a huge big dick energy and even bigger dick.

Who is that in the center of the attention?

Oh that’s Tomaureá, everyone loves him!
Why is everyone laughing at his joke except this one girl?
Yeah that’s the queen, she probably taught him that joke.

Tomaureá by Fan fave December 7, 2022

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Take it to Maury.

When lifes troubles come i whether it be battling with your sexuality, or simple maternity test. Just go and watch Maury, he make life a little better.

Thing 1: I need help with my math homework.
Thing 2: Here take it to Maury.

Take it to Maury. by T.H.O.T Conscious1185 March 11, 2019

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Temaury

Fine ass nigga good at fucking bitches

Damn Temaury be fucking bad bitches

Temaury by Temaury November 8, 2020

tomary

another way to say tomarrow

see u tomary

tomary by Anonymous February 24, 2003

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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