T.H.O.T Conscious1185's definitions

Alaskan Firedragon

The act of numbing the penis with novocane, then letting it set. Then go back and rub flame retardent lubricant on the "shaft" of a penis and just before the male climaxes you light his penis on fire for 5 seconds. Have a bucket of water to put it out.
*for trained professionals
*be careful of cauterizing of the urethra

Thing one: my husbands and I sex life is on the rocks. We tried everything we could think of.
Thing two: Did you try the Alaskan Firedragon? I hear its hot.

by T.H.O.T Conscious1185 April 20, 2017

Take it to Maury.

When lifes troubles come i whether it be battling with your sexuality, or simple maternity test. Just go and watch Maury, he make life a little better.

Thing 1: I need help with my math homework.
Thing 2: Here take it to Maury.

by T.H.O.T Conscious1185 March 11, 2019

tsunami tongue

When you stick out your tongue and move it in a wave like motion. Example Channing Tatum in "21 Jump Street"

Channing Tatum use tsunami tongue to get out getting detention in school.

by T.H.O.T Conscious1185 August 30, 2015

Scott Eastwood Eyes

Fun, yet straight forward. LITERAL.

YOU HAVE THIS COUNTRY BOY style. Scott Eastwood Eyes look about you.

by T.H.O.T Conscious1185 April 22, 2018

hood hogwarts

The alternative school of Hogwarts school of Magic and Wizardry. There for kid with special ability (x-men clan) .

Ma! I made it in to Hood Hogwarts because Hogwarts was too expensive too expensive to go to.

by T.H.O.T Conscious1185 May 3, 2021

rugby mode

1 aggressive
2.ready to fight or defend yourself

Thing 1: Dont hit me im in rugby mode .
Thing2:What that?
Thing 1: Knock a asshole out to put something back in its spot.

by T.H.O.T Conscious1185 August 13, 2021

The Extinguisher

The sexual act of retaining water in the Butt hole while your partners penis is on fire. Then insert penis into butt hole thus putting the fire out. Use flame retardent lubricant before lighting penis on fire

Thing 1 : MY PENIS IS ON FIRE.
THong 2: Quick get the Extinguisher.

by T.H.O.T Conscious1185 April 20, 2017