tatered

To be hammered, incoherently drunk, having a good time...etc.

Tom was tatered last night.

tatered by Kate December 7, 2004

Tomterday 

A hybrid of yesterday and tomorrow. The two cancel each other out, so in the end you just have an unnecessarily elongated form of today.

Employee: "How are you tomterday?"
Customer: "I was doing just great until you fucked everything up by using tomterday. By the way I need a pack of condoms."

Tomterday by aman13 June 14, 2010

tomater 

Tomato said in a southern accent

Buck: "Did you get any tomaters from the market?"
Bessie: "y'all dung dang did."

tomater by Messy Jelly December 19, 2018

Tomatord 

God of tomatoes

Person 1: do u have any tomatoes?
Person 2: Tomatord does B)

Tomatord by Pastelray July 30, 2019

fully tomatoed 

When you are unprepared for something and know it will be a total disaster.

I had the really easy teacher this year and signed up for the hard teacher next year and so am fully tomatoed.

fully tomatoed by 2 fine girls June 9, 2009

tomatoed

The state of a relationship when you're not quite dating but not just friends. Neither party is sure if they like the other enough to date, yet continue to do most of the same things as people in committed relationships. If they get tired of one another, they can simply return to "just friend" status without social upheaval.

So named because of the tomato's role as not quite a fruit and not quite a vegetable and not to be confused with fuck buddies or sex friends.

Ryan and Jesse are tomatoed - they hang out all the time, but it's still not official.

tomatoed by dkohler October 29, 2011

toastered 

adj
1. The quality possessed by an object that has been toasted.
2. The state of being after toastering.

Cheech and Chong are always toastered!

toastered by Del the Funky Homosapien November 11, 2004