tomarons

Two morons together in a work situation

I’ll be putting the Tomarons together today to work with each other so the rest of the team can crack on

by Fudgit April 21, 2022

Tomatrons

A particle emitted by an incredibly fat person, the first, and as yet only, recorded case being Tom. A Tomatron is the densest particle in existance, so dense that just one is capable of bending light and eight of them can block a black hole. Also has the side efect of draining the intelligence of people nearby.

Han Solo and the Millenium Falcon were on the verge of falling into a black hole until they kicked Tom out of the airlock so that he could block it with his Tomatrons

by Jacomo June 7, 2007