Tomacock

When you slap a girl on the head with your cock.

She had a bruise on her forehead from when I Tomacocked her last night.

by Lord Maher13 March 5, 2011

tomacock

Grabbing ones own penis while removing it from their own body to throw in a tomacock matter

I’ll tomacock you

by pr0specT December 10, 2018

apache tomacock

When a girl gets a dildo staked in her VAG!!

Renee got the apache tomacock at the party!!

by xxKronicNinjaxx October 25, 2011

toma'cock

A penis shaped like a tomahawk. it's like a "battle axe cock" but smaller.. and only one-sided. AND, it's hairless. its basically like a stick with a semi-pointed, but still generally rounded, end; attached with a piece of leather primarily used for bashing... but a cock.

David: What is that? A battle axe cock??

J-Dawg: Nah, too small. It's gotta be a toma'cock.

by jchap1590 July 23, 2011

tomcockery

when you see some shit that’s retarded or something that shouldn’t be happening.

(dies in a videogame) what is that tomcockery!!

by skullmachinima July 18, 2022