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toma'cock 

A penis shaped like a tomahawk. it's like a "battle axe cock" but smaller.. and only one-sided. AND, it's hairless. its basically like a stick with a semi-pointed, but still generally rounded, end; attached with a piece of leather primarily used for bashing... but a cock.
David: What is that? A battle axe cock??

J-Dawg: Nah, too small. It's gotta be a toma'cock.
toma'cock by jchap1590 July 23, 2011
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Tomacock 

When you slap a girl on the head with your cock.
She had a bruise on her forehead from when I Tomacocked her last night.
Tomacock by Lord Maher13 March 5, 2011

tomacock 

Grabbing ones own penis while removing it from their own body to throw in a tomacock matter
I’ll tomacock you
tomacock by pr0specT December 10, 2018

apache tomacock 

When a girl gets a dildo staked in her VAG!!
Renee got the apache tomacock at the party!!
apache tomacock by xxKronicNinjaxx October 25, 2011

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026