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Tom Sawyered

To be convinced that something that is to your benefit is actually harming you. This is similar to when Tom Sawyer convinces the neighborhood kids that his chore of whitewashing a fence is actually the most fun thing ever, to the point of getting items for letting them do his dirty work for him.
Me: I got played by this guy pretending to be a hot chick, but I convinced him that I was leading him along the whole time instead.
Friend: You totally Tom Sawyered that dumbass!
Tom Sawyered by IanTheGreat January 14, 2009
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When you ask someone to play Rush and they play Tom Sawyer
"Man, I asked my gym teacher to play Rush and he played Tom Sawyer. He really Tom Sawyered me"
tom sawyered by end me pls69 December 1, 2022

Tom Sawyerd 

The encore act of painting the Vagina walls with the man’s semen. Slide the tip to create an even coat finish on the proverbial fence with a level of quality to truly honor Tom Sawyer. Fact - it is okay to allow some paint to enter between the crack of the fence.
I pulled out and Tom Sawyerd her lips with my burgeoning load of sizzling hot semen; stroking up and down to create a fantastic work of art.
Tom Sawyerd by JKleezy January 4, 2020
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
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