toilet meat 

An ample loaf that is left in the toilet. (Which deserves two flushes)

"Man, Whoever left the toilet meat in there needs to go back and flush!"

toilet meat by Poopinspector#9 March 20, 2010

Meat Toilet 

A term from hardcore and fetish hentai for a person who's body is used for sex and not cared for in any other way. The idea is that bodily fluids are dumped into her in a way akin to a toilet.

The orcs referred to the elf princess as a "meat toilet" as they took turns using her body.

Meat Toilet by fixer of definitions July 5, 2023

Meat Toilet 

the best band in the world.
greatest hits include (but are not limited to):
wart history
heart, prepare to be stolen

"meat toilet is the best thing since the snuggie!"

Meat Toilet by Jamily July 11, 2009

meat-toilet 

Women that have an ample back side. The connotation is neither positive or negative.

"Man, did you see that tattoo on her meat-toilet?

meat-toilet by pacoromane October 31, 2007

toilet seat meat 

The act of slapping your wet dick on the toilet seat while you shit

Oi! Come look at my toilet seat meat

toilet seat meat by Assassin4151 January 13, 2021

beat my meat on the toilet seat 

When you beat your meat on the toilet seat. Exactly what it says

Beat my meat on the toilet seat, Doo da Doo da. Hands got tired so I used my feet, Doo da Doo da. I skeet skeet on the toilet seat, all the Doo da day

beat my meat on the toilet seat by The boonigan man September 16, 2017

eat the meat off the toilet seat 

when you stop at a weigh side drunk and hungry you stumble into a pissy stall and find a tasty morsel on the toilet seat that satisfies your hunger

Yo Howard! Yesterday after those jello shots I went to the park shitter and passed out, I came to so hungry that I went to the bathroom to eat the meat off the toilet seat!

eat the meat off the toilet seat by OjibweLdF September 26, 2008