toilet bag 

When the toilet is unavailable and you have to urinate, defecate, ejaculate or dispose of rubbish into a bag.

"Dude, I need a toilet bag"

toilet bag by Soiled Undergarment July 11, 2003

Toilet Tea Bag 

The act of purposely or accidentally dunking one's scrotum in a toilet.

He stayed at a fancy hotel. Imagine his surprise upon sitting on the commode and receiving a Toilet Tea Bag.

Ewwww?..... No, Ahhhhh !

Toilet Tea Bag by lorenzo scarimanka December 9, 2010

Brown bag toilet 

When you have your water shut off and can’t flush a toilet so you squat over a brown paper bag and poop.

Did you hear the neighbors water is shut off so he is using the brown bag toilet.

Brown bag toilet by Toe knee October 5, 2021

toiletbaby 

A miscarried baby fetus found in the toilet of an unhappy mother. Can be either retrieved by animal control (225- 774-7700) or flushed depending on ones plumbing.

Bethy and George had a long-distance relationship because Bethy lived in Texas and George lived in Canada but they still managed to keep the relationship going for about 3 years without a problem, but when they ran into their first relationship problem they both agreed that the long-distance thing made it too difficult to resolve the issue and thus decided to end it, resulting in Bethy going out to clubs and whatnot and meeting a new man named Drew who took her to his place and got her pregnant, and they were very happy with this and bought a large quantity of baby products and had a baby shower but unfortunately Bethy had recently taken to drinking and smoking despite her doctor's advice not to and thus had a miscarriage which she discovered when she was on the toilet one night after a long day of clubbing but she was too grossed out by the fetus to take it out of the toilet and so she called Animal Control to remove the toiletbaby.

toiletbaby by Spiderwoman and Sir Sloth Boy August 13, 2010

toiletbaby 

masturbating in the bathroom and ejaculating into the toilet

I was so horny this morning I decided to make a toiletbaby before I took a piss

toiletbaby by toiletbaby June 27, 2007

Toiletmage 

A toiletmage is a person who chills on the toilet at every opportunity and does big business

See the toiletmage is casting spells again

Toiletmage by LuisAusPeru November 22, 2021