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Toilet Tea Bag 

The act of purposely or accidentally dunking one's scrotum in a toilet.
He stayed at a fancy hotel. Imagine his surprise upon sitting on the commode and receiving a Toilet Tea Bag.

Ewwww?..... No, Ahhhhh !

Brown bag toilet 

When you have your water shut off and can’t flush a toilet so you squat over a brown paper bag and poop.
Did you hear the neighbors water is shut off so he is using the brown bag toilet.
Brown bag toilet by Toe knee October 5, 2021

toiletbaby 

A miscarried baby fetus found in the toilet of an unhappy mother. Can be either retrieved by animal control (225- 774-7700) or flushed depending on ones plumbing.
Bethy and George had a long-distance relationship because Bethy lived in Texas and George lived in Canada but they still managed to keep the relationship going for about 3 years without a problem, but when they ran into their first relationship problem they both agreed that the long-distance thing made it too difficult to resolve the issue and thus decided to end it, resulting in Bethy going out to clubs and whatnot and meeting a new man named Drew who took her to his place and got her pregnant, and they were very happy with this and bought a large quantity of baby products and had a baby shower but unfortunately Bethy had recently taken to drinking and smoking despite her doctor's advice not to and thus had a miscarriage which she discovered when she was on the toilet one night after a long day of clubbing but she was too grossed out by the fetus to take it out of the toilet and so she called Animal Control to remove the toiletbaby.

toiletbaby 

masturbating in the bathroom and ejaculating into the toilet
I was so horny this morning I decided to make a toiletbaby before I took a piss
toiletbaby by toiletbaby June 27, 2007

Toiletmage 

A toiletmage is a person who chills on the toilet at every opportunity and does big business
See the toiletmage is casting spells again
Toiletmage by LuisAusPeru November 22, 2021
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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