toilegami

the decorative folding done on boujee hotel toilet paper by talented housekeeping staff to let the guest know the bathroom was cleaned.

Returning to my hotel suite, I found someone had transformed the boring toilet paper into a toilegami swan.

toilegami by debkwebr May 23, 2022

Toiletsmith 

A gentleman who makes a living giving out sprays of eau de toilette in the gents toilets.

He was a proud toiletsmith. Like his father before him.

Toiletsmith by Napoledan September 2, 2018

toiletainment 

magazines, books, crossword puzzles, and other hand-held electronic devices (e.g. yahtzee, gameboys, etc.) that are kept near the toilet for distraction, relaxation, and productivity purposes.

yelled from the john: "dude - bring me a mag or something! shit, how am i supposed to take a dump without any friggin' toiletainment?!"

yelled from the john: "alright kids - where did you put the yahtzee game? i told you that stays in the bathroom - it's toiletainment!"

toiletainment by Debbie D November 8, 2008

Toiletarianism 

A slight modification of Totalitarianism in which the entire toilet is owned by a single person, and is usually used for sexual purposes.

Damn, John gave genital warts to his toilet. I wish he didn't practice Toiletarianism!

Toiletarianism by Mike Muir June 18, 2008

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004