toilegami

the decorative folding done on boujee hotel toilet paper by talented housekeeping staff to let the guest know the bathroom was cleaned.

Returning to my hotel suite, I found someone had transformed the boring toilet paper into a toilegami swan.

toilegami by debkwebr May 23, 2022

Toiletsmith 

A gentleman who makes a living giving out sprays of eau de toilette in the gents toilets.

He was a proud toiletsmith. Like his father before him.

Toiletsmith by Napoledan September 2, 2018

toiletainment 

magazines, books, crossword puzzles, and other hand-held electronic devices (e.g. yahtzee, gameboys, etc.) that are kept near the toilet for distraction, relaxation, and productivity purposes.

yelled from the john: "dude - bring me a mag or something! shit, how am i supposed to take a dump without any friggin' toiletainment?!"

yelled from the john: "alright kids - where did you put the yahtzee game? i told you that stays in the bathroom - it's toiletainment!"

toiletainment by Debbie D November 8, 2008

Toiletarianism 

A slight modification of Totalitarianism in which the entire toilet is owned by a single person, and is usually used for sexual purposes.

Damn, John gave genital warts to his toilet. I wish he didn't practice Toiletarianism!

Toiletarianism by Mike Muir June 18, 2008