Definitions by debkwebr

toilegami

the decorative folding done on boujee hotel toilet paper by talented housekeeping staff to let the guest know the bathroom was cleaned.

Returning to my hotel suite, I found someone had transformed the boring toilet paper into a toilegami swan.

toilegami by debkwebr May 23, 2022

DHYB

acronym - 'don't hold your breath'

'you want me to clean up after your Superbowl party I wasn't invited to?! DHYB!'

DHYB by debkwebr January 19, 2019

RTS 

'Right This Second'

as in...
'Give me 3 tacos & a million dollars RTS & I'll tell *so&so* exactly what everything thinks of her but is too chicken to say.'

or...
'I'm not 100% sure if I need vodka or a hug or 12 hours uninterrupted sleep, but RTS, I'd entertain any of them!

RTS by debkwebr July 1, 2018