tofuckwith 

A project classified as more of a distraction than real purpose. Something probably not worth interest to anyone else.

The object also must not ever really gain any real purpose or function. When it does it can no longer be a tofuckwith, this object is not considered a project.

I wrote this program that plays flash games online for me, its just my stupid tofuckwith.

I have this old truck I work on, just some tofuckwith.

tofuckwith by David Hagler October 5, 2007

Tockwith 

Mathematically proven centre of the observable universe. Home of the Brau Beast.
Tourist Attractions include The Boot and Shoe, Ralph Garth, Costcutter, the sports field, and Shabba Palace.
Some say once you've been a resident you can never truly leave and the inescapable pull of the village will never let go. Tockwith's very own gravitational force is proportionally as strong as magnetism, particularly at Christmas time.
See also condefended

I was going to go live in Maui this year and spend my days lounging on the beach watching the pacific sunrise but I decided to get back to Tockwith instead for a brau.

Tockwith by Spamela Hamderson September 22, 2011