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Mathematically proven centre of the observable universe. Home of the Brau Beast.
Tourist Attractions include The Boot and Shoe, Ralph Garth, Costcutter, the sports field, and Shabba Palace.
Some say once you've been a resident you can never truly leave and the inescapable pull of the village will never let go. Tockwith's very own gravitational force is proportionally as strong as magnetism, particularly at Christmas time.
See also condefended
I was going to go live in Maui this year and spend my days lounging on the beach watching the pacific sunrise but I decided to get back to Tockwith instead for a brau.
by Spamela Hamderson September 22, 2011
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