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Toffe är en orm som ibland svimmar av för att ha druckit för mycket hans närmaste vän är antingen golvet eller flaska han föredrar mest att supa #philedunderSkrev
Toffe sug av min smirnof snälla
toffe by phileDunder December 11, 2016
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A very Sexy and smart man, and Yes he's The strongest man in The world.
Wow mertesacker is a god, but not as good as toffe!
toffe by Bendtner Bomb December 12, 2016
Toffe loves candy. And chips. He's good at golf but everybody is wondering, how could he be that good on on that small little time? So if you are a toffe, be happy!
Oh look toffe did a birdie ob the second hole!
Toffe by Jejdks December 11, 2016

toffe and custard dognut 

yum yums toffe danish and a toffe and custard dognut mum must be in a good mood
yum yums toffe danish and a toffe and custard dognut mum must be in a good mood

toffe and custard dognut 

A marvelous creation that is usually bought from coopland's when someone is in a good mood.
yum yums toffe danish and a toffe and custard dognut mum must be in a good mood
I've owned a waffle iron for years and use it at least twice a month, yet until recently I had never made nor been served a waffle that I thought was as good as it ought to be. I guess I always loved the idea of waffles more than I actually enjoyed eating them. To me, waffles were supposed to be light, airy, and, most of all, crisp. But by the time they got to my plate, they were always damp and limp. Trying to serve them to company was worse. Either everyone was served a decent waffle, one at a time, or everyone ate bad waffles all together. Why couldn't waffles—even when coated with syrup—stay light and crisp to the last bite?

After lots of recipe sampling, I realized the light, crisp waffle recipe I was looking for didn't exist in any cookbook I owned. If I wanted a really crisp waffle, I was going to have to develop it myself. Three days and a vat full of test batter later, I finally pulled my first perfect waffle from the iron.
I like turtles and toffe h
toffe h by Bendtner Bomb December 12, 2016
Meaning owned, used by radiant valorant dipshits.
Person 1-"Damn, you just got fucking tofled".

Person 2- "What the fuck is a tofle".
Tofled by The pistacchio November 27, 2021
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