toenailius

My sister's best friend.

Toenailius is so weird

by Goomba420 February 8, 2023

Toenailius Sniff

When my sister's friend sniffs my sisters toes.

She likes a good Toenailius Sniff. Wonder whats going on with the Goombaps and the Goomboops

by Goomba420 February 13, 2023

Toms.Toenails

A very awesome person who likes a blonde butt chin 😻

Person 1: have you heard of Toms.Toenails

Person 2: oh yeah they’re pretty epic

by Spys.Butterfly.Knife August 5, 2021

toenails

Hardened discs on the tips of the toes that protect the toe. Females like to paint their toenails all different colors.

Samantha painted her toenails red, then she stuck them in my mouth, and I began to suck on them. For the next hour, she made love to me with only her red painted toenails.

by Seth March 26, 2004

lady gaga toenails

somebody who is a simp for giant pizza bagels that got stuck in a big olive tree shaped like glasses

Josh: you seem like a lady gaga toenails
Meepcity OD: omg, yes i am.

by gucci hamster vs mushroom June 1, 2021

grandmas toenails

When you are smoking the reefer and ash blows into your mouth, that ash is known as grandmas toenails

That bowl is cached man, if you hit it you'll get grandmas toenails!!!

by Nicky Fitz September 18, 2008

Tough toenails

A remark made when someone needs to move along, or to disregard an insignificant setback.

Jack: I got a 97 on my final, I'm so mad!

Beth: Tough toenails. You need to put on your big boy pants and get over it.

by da smartist mann aliffe June 16, 2016