A Tumblr blog famous for arguing with people who have missed her blatant jokes, which generally revolve around her purposefully toying with bad grammar, though one post that started arguments was a joke about heterosexual men, and some people thought the post was serious.
The most well known post is when she brags about having 7 "gfs," 9 abs, saw weed 3 times, etc. and people took it seriously, and now it is a common joke on her blog to refer to people as "sweaty," which is "sweetie" purposefully misspelled.
Have you seenthe latestdiscourse on thebootydiaries?
Yeah, I can't believe those idiots think she's being serious!
Toefoo is basically toejam that comes from the tootsies of a health conscious person, thereby making it more edible. Kind of like tofu vs. red meat.
Ginny asked me to go down on her toes right after we got back from the hike. I enjoy chowing down and injesting her toefoo since she takes care of herself physically, as opposed to a stinky chick with funky feet.
topboob is that bit of boob that you can basically see every time a girl is wearing something that shows off a bit of cleavage, a poor man's sideboob or/and underboob.